
How to Kill Your Church
I came across this recently and pass it on so you’ll know how to kill a church!
(1) Don’t come, except on certain well-known holidays. If you do come, come late and make a lot of noise getting settled.
(2) When you come, come in a bad mood.
(3) At every service, ask yourself, “What do I get out of this?”
(4) Never accept any office. It is better to sit back and criticize.
(5) Visit other churches frequently to show your pastor that you are not tied down to him. There is nothing like independence.
(6) Let the pastor earn his money. He should do all of the work.
(7) Never sing. If you have to sing, sing out of tune and a word or two behind everybody else.
(8) Never pay in advance, especially for religion. Wait until you get . . . . MORE>> |